The Samsung S5's Self-Defense Mechanism May Surprise You

Ah, the Samsung S5. One of the most elusive creatures in the world. To get a good look at such an animal, one must go through great lengths...traveling to the store, speaking with a sales person, paying money, etc. But, if you ever get to see an S5 up close DO NOT ATTACK IT! The S5 has a surprising defense mechanism. We love the quick thinking on the part of the reviewer, as we all know the only way to combat chemical poisoning is to spray Febreze directly into your mouth. That should be Febreze's new slogan. "Febreze: Spray it Directly into Your Mouth if You Smash a Phone and Accidentally Breathe In Its Chemical Discharge That Is Definitely Going to Give You Cancer."